The Open Source Haggadah

Seders have a way of being waaaay too fun, (ie. 4 cups of wine, whacky songs about goats, and Afikomen robbery). The kittel, the garment that we wear on serious occasions like Yom Kippur, Rosh Hashana, your wedding and burial day, reminds us that while having a blast, don’t forget the serious halachot (laws) that are required from us of this spiritual seder night! Speaking of "spiritual," we also have this gear on to dress the part of an angel - All white, all spiritual, all the time (Anaheim Angels jersey's were equally acceptable in '02) The Kli Yakar has the most amazing following explanation: the whole reason we were in Egypt in the first place was the jealousy over the Colored Coat of Joseph. We demonstrate our remorse for that resentment the brothers had for one another, by simply wearing white!

10. Two Words: Plague Charades
9. Preface every paragraph by saying "DID YOU KNOW..."
8. Go around the table mentioning which of the 4 sons you'd like to date
7. Sing Dayenu to the tune of Labamba (Di, Di, Di, Di Di Aynu!)
6. To get kids really asking questions, cancel Seder... in favor of Séance
5. Come up with alternative uses for "Shank Bone"
4. Promise $1000 to the first kid who finds Moshe's name in the Haggadah twice
3. Ask, "If you were an Egyptian stranded on an island, and you could only have one plague for the rest of your life which one would it be?"
2. Haggadah "Taboo" (taboo words: Slaves, Free, Plague, Outstretched)
1. Spontaneous Seder Table Wave